My chat with an Asian porn star (PG-13)


I have a good friend and mentor back in Denver who happens to be of Asian descent. He’s a bright guy with an optimistic outlook with whom I connect about once a month to discuss careers, family and matters of the day.

Today I issued him a challenge: You need to get on Twitter this week.

“I’m concerned about sharing too much personal information,” he lamented.

“You don’t even have to give your real name,” I replied. “Just use your porn star name.”

“My porn star name?” he inquired.

“Yes. Combine the name of your first pet with your mother’s maiden name,” I instructed him. “My porn name is Butch Shaffer.”

After a brief pause and a little more prodding on my part, my friend shared his porn name. Wait for it….

Squirt Wong

I could not control the laughter. Nearly eight hours later, I still have a hard time controlling myself when I think of his porn name.

What’s your porn star name? Share in the comments box below – first pet’s name followed by mother’s maiden name.

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About Paul Fiarkoski

Arizona based adventure and lifestyle blogger
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